Wheelchair Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Ever thought a boxers nickname was inappropriate? Given the chance, what nicknames would you give them? Here's a few of mine to start you off...... 1. Evander 'Meals On Wheels' Holyfield 2. Audley 'Arsewipe' Harrison 3. Michael 'Splatt' Sprott 4. Johnny 'Drives You To Suicide' Nelson 5. Kelly 'I've Got A Girl's Name' Pavlik 6. Chris 'The Lisp' Eubank 7. 'Slappy' Joe Calzaghe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshDevilRob Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Riddick 'Chicken' Bowe 'Insane' Ike Ibeabuchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeelowHeights Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 1. David "Gayemaker" Haye (so-called as he puts bums on Queer Street). 2. Rendall "Lonnie Donegan" Munroe (well, Munroe is a bin man by trade). 3. Amir "Pilkington K" Khan (no explanation necessary) 4. Floyd "The Needle" Mayweather (what he likes to give opponents and what he accuses Pacquiao of). 5. "Sick Mudda" Zab Judah (it rhymes!) 6. Edwin "The Hangman" Valero (became a swinger, so I heard!) 7. Wladimir "Klitty-Kat" Klitschko (would be funny with the Gayemaker, surely?) 8. Marcos "The Madman" Maidana (heh, if you hit like he does..._) 9. Owen "Hit The Deck" Beck (well, it's usually "what the heck" but this is more fitting). 10. Audley "Parcel Force" Harrison (I cannot take credit for this nickname, but as someone said, he talks a good game and doesn't deliver, and on other occasions, he just taps and runs!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish5678 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Alexander "Cutie Pie" Povetkin or Alexander "Forward to the Past" Povetkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelchair Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 Alexander "Cutie Pie" Povetkin Hmmm, a strange choice to say the least! mlol/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshDevilRob Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Oscar 'Cross dress' De La Hoya Frank 'Allegedly' Warren Don 'Pimp' King Oliver 'Methodrone' McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeelowHeights Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 After Ricky Hatton's claims (cringeworthy) that he looked around a few travel agents to see how much flights cost to "make it cheaper for his fans" before taking Malignaggi on in Las Vegas I once called him the "Poundstretcher Pugilist". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelchair Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Mike 'I've Bitten Off More Than I Can Chew' Tyson Emile 'The Fightin' Fairy' Griffith Andrew 'Codpiece' Golota Brian 'Out For The Count Again' London Henry 'The Bleeder' Cooper Bruce 'Pant Crapper' Seldon Michael 'I Wish I'd Seen THAT Right Hand' Moorer 'Flatulent' Eddie Chambers Dimitri 'Bum Of The Month' Salita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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